Trying to think of something funny to put in a movie i'm making?

I'm making a movie i put together of me/my family takin a trip to LA. We went to see the Hoover Dam (famous for the Transformers movie) and Las Vegas. I put in the las vegas section, look it's criss angel levitating above the luxor... haha made you look. What should i put for the hoover dam? I was thinking of putting something with transformers in it.

Another thing about benoit and danielson?

i respect danielson, but how do you compare them yes in ring ability, if benoit was critized by punk's like micheal cole he would put them in the crossface, danielson waits last minute to do something about it hell he should of attacked cole before he was eliminated because that would get him heat and fans would wanna see what else he will do and danielson needs to put on couple pounds because your not gonna get a wwe champioship being 180, rey mysterio pretty much owns the fans that's why he was champ.

Depressed and seeking religion?

I've been depressed for nearly 3 years and I've never been religious, when prompted I identify myself as an atheist or agnostic. Recently I've been drawn to religion, Catholic is my family so I've been thinking about that most, but I'm not sure. I want to try religion out but I'm not sure which one. I'm afraid to buy a Qu'ran or anything because Idk how my family would react to that. Help...?

Leo woman with Scorpio man? I have more details in the question.?

following astrology just leads to self fulfilling prophecies and doesn't help whatsoever. i recommend against it.

Billy and mandy episodes of Dracula?

What are all the episodes where Dracula is in? What are they called? and what the episode where grim billy and mandy go to a retirement home for old monsters? I wanna see those, Dracula is funny

What do you think of my poem?

i really like the first two lines, but after a bit, it's almost as if you used too much personification. it almost takes away from the beauty of the poem. if it were me, i'd alter the line that talked about the forest smiling and gesturing. You could switch a few things around, but overall, i really like it.

HELP water pump not pumping water right?

We just got this house and I am going to be moving out tomorrow for the sake of my animals if we can't get this fixed and know what wrong. I talked to the land lady and she was too busy to help and a 24 emergency plumber who really didn't know what was wrong. I went to fill up my dogs water dishs and no water. So I turned off the well pump power and reset everything and it ran for a secound or two and slowly the water was no more. So I turned off the pump for a few hours tried again and it seems ok but is this going to happen again and why did it happen is my question? I have a animal rescue so water is a MUST. The water pressure I have noticed is a little messed up. If I run the hose outside for the horses and try to use the sink in the kitchen at the same time its not very good at all. Over all I am really not happy. We can't get propane because of code problems still and now this. Propane I will do without for now water I will not if I can't figure this out tomorrow I will leave...