Tuesday, August 9, 2011

In a fight who do you think would win: Jesus, Moses, Mohammed, or Buddha?

Well, Buddha would sit under the Banyan tree, so he's an easy target. Mohammed would be busy truing to get JC, but his numerous wives would keep calling and nagging, and he'd never actually get around to doing anything. Moses would be able to turn any piece of wood in the area to turn into a ravenous serpent, and he'd also be able to split anyone who gets in his way in half. Also, he is a murderer on the run, so we know he's got it in him. Jesus would spend all the time turning the other cheek, and he'd get killed, but he'd keep coming back to life, so I reckon he'd win by wearing everyone else down.

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